So some one else writing as i am!

Today I got that e-mail very funny
See , How people write English language. Too Funny. Just Read It.

· An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

· Another gem from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."


· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"



· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."



· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."



· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith...."



·Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."


·Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."



· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Always Check Your Shoes Before Wearing Them

Don't keep your shoes out of the house especially now in the summer season. Please, check before you slip your foot into them… you would better go home with bare feet rather than a stung foot….!

An email originally from http://groups.yahoo.com/group/h33yat/ Join them for updates.

Don't copy if you can't paste!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

How to Catch A Lion

A funny email received from
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Funzug/
hope they will not mind
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Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.


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Einstein Method:


Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.


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Software Engineer Method:


Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.


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Indian Police Method:


Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .


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George bush method:


Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!


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Smallest Girl in the world

The smallest girl in the world - Jyoti Amge (5 photos) 14-year-old girl Amge Jyoti (Jyoti Amge) from India and claims the title of the smallest man. At this time, the official record belongs to a Chinese Hae Pinpinu to see a growth of 74.61 Amge growth Jyoti (Jyoti Amge) 1 foot 11 inches (58 centimeters). Weighs dechoka unlike his odnoklassnits only 5 kilograms.

She was born completely normal and only 5 years old, parents understand that it is something wrong ... She sleeps in a tiny bed, the dishes it is also special, the usual - too big for her. And in school, she sits in a separate desk. Will re-record so far unknown.

tips to avoid eyesight problems due to sitting on PC

tips to avoid eyesight weakness due to sitting on PC

20-20-20

These exercises are suggested by an eye doctor.

It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20

Step I: -
After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.

Step II: -
Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.

Step III: -
Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body.

Fibonacci series

Fibonacci series